"Our house is as big as a squid. But a squid is a little longer. Remember snakes are the biggest worms. Snakes are giant worms. Snakes are really bad. And they have bones. Like us. Some of our food has bones. Like chickens. When you put a chicken over steam you cook it and it turns into a turkey and when it hits the ground it says Gobble-Gobble and turns back into a chicken. "
Close enough.
