"poop bubbles"

In the bath the other night Alex told me that it was fun making "poop bubbles" (farts) in the water.

It was all I could do not to bust up right then and there, instead reminding him that we don't want the poop bubbles to turn into poop and if he pushes them out, that's what will happen.

He replied "oh... yeah..." (cause we've had that fire drill before, ick). 

What am I going to do with my little boy?

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